It is 2025. The ballots are counted again. The tantrums have resumed. And across the country, a familiar chant echoes from college campuses to wine bars in Brooklyn: "Trump is NOT my president!" Congratulations. You have unlocked Level 2 of Progressive Delusion. Same slogan, different year, still does not change the fact that he actually is. Unless you are a citizen of France, Cuba or whatever alternate dimension MSNBC is broadcasting from, he is, in fact, your president. But go ahead. Pound your fist on the Prius dashboard. Knit a pink hat. Hold a sign that says Love Trumps Hate while screaming obscenities at your neighbor. Reality does not negotiate with feelings. And elections, despite your therapy dog's opinion, have consequences.
Guess Elections Only Count When You Win
Let us rewind to 2016, when Trump won the first time. Hollywood actors swore they would move to Canada. They did not. Professors canceled class because their students were emotionally triggered. And suddenly everyone with a sociology degree became a constitutional scholar overnight. "Trump didn't win the popular vote!" they cried. Neither did Abraham Lincoln in 1860, but nobody canceled him on TikTok. For four years after that they did not call him President Trump. No, it was "The Occupant," "Cheeto-in-Chief," or the perennial favorite, "Literally Hitler." Because nothing says thoughtful political discourse like comparing a billionaire real estate developer with a reality show to a genocidal dictator.
Meanwhile they created an entire industry around pretending he was illegitimate. Four years of Rachel Maddow's nightly fan fiction. Mueller Time merch. "The walls are closing in!" repeated for approximately 1,426 consecutive days. The walls never did. Now the same tired production is back in season with updated talking points. He is a threat to democracy - except democracy put him there. He does not represent our values - translation: he does not agree with you and you are emotionally fragile. This is a constitutional crisis - no, a constitutional crisis is when officials ignore the Constitution, not when they follow it and win.
You do not have to like him. You do not have to vote for him. But unless you have renounced your citizenship, which you have not, he is still your president. That is how America works. And thank God for it.
Enter Jeff Daniels, Moral Philosopher
And then there is Jeff Daniels. The man who played a news anchor in a prestige cable drama has now apparently been appointed America's conscience. In a recent interview he delivered the following on what Trump and MAGA have done to America: "We've lost decency, we've lost civility, we've lost respect for the rule of law. We have normalized verbal abuse on the internet. We have normalized bullying. And out the window goes character, integrity. Ideally, we're supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us. Trump is everything that is wrong with being a human being."
Let that last sentence sit for a moment. Everything that is wrong with being a human being. Not some things. Not many things. Everything. From a man who played Aaron Sorkin's idea of a journalist on television and has presumably spent the last decade at industry events where his opinions were applauded by people who agree with him entirely. Jeff Daniels has identified everything that is wrong with being a human being, and it is a man who won two presidential elections and who a significant portion of the country voted for twice. The intellectual precision there is breathtaking.
Jeff Daniels is not alone in the tradition of Hollywood dispensing political wisdom from a safe altitude. Cher threatened to move to Jupiter if Trump won. Barbra Streisand said she could not breathe in Trump's America, apparently from her Malibu estate. Robert De Niro has called Trump a "total loser," a "fool," a "disaster" and expressed a wish to punch him in the face, all while accepting lifetime achievement awards in rooms full of people applauding. Bette Midler suggested that people in red states are illiterate. Amy Schumer announced she was moving to Spain. Madonna said she had thought about blowing up the White House. These are the people Jeff Daniels is representing when he talks about losing decency and normalizing verbal abuse. The lack of self-awareness required to deliver that speech is genuinely impressive.
The Decency Argument From People Who Called Half the Country Deplorable
The Jeff Daniels complaint about lost decency and normalized bullying would carry more weight if it did not come from the same cultural ecosystem that cheered when Hillary Clinton called Trump supporters a basket of deplorables, that produced four years of late-night television where the entire premise was contempt for the people who voted differently, that celebrated a comedian who held up a severed head resembling the president as performance art and that has spent a decade treating anyone who votes Republican as either stupid, evil or both. The decency argument arrives from people who have been extraordinarily indecent toward a very large number of their fellow Americans for a very long time.
Daniels says we are supposed to elect the best of us, not the worst of us. That is a fine sentiment. It is also the kind of thing a person says when they have decided that their judgment about who is best represents some objective standard rather than a set of preferences that a lot of other people simply do not share. The 77 million people who voted for Trump in 2024 were not voting for the worst of us. They were voting for a candidate they believed would address their actual concerns about immigration, the economy, crime and cultural overreach. Disagreeing with that judgment is legitimate. Announcing that anyone who reached a different conclusion is electing evil tells you more about the speaker than the voters.
If Trump Is Not Your President, Let's Talk About the Benefits
If you are genuinely opting out of this whole American government arrangement, maybe commit to it properly. No federal protection. No tax-funded benefits. No roads, bridges or national defense. No social media rants on platforms built by the free-market capitalism you despise. No medical care funded by a system you are philosophically rejecting. No postal service delivering your packages. Go fully off the grid, renounce your citizenship and see how long the conviction holds. The honest answer is that not a single celebrity who threatened to leave has left, not a single person who declared Trump not their president has stopped using the country's infrastructure, and not one of them turned down the federal protections that come with citizenship while objecting to the government providing them.
The "not my president" posture is costless performative theater. It changes nothing, costs nothing and requires nothing except the willingness to say it loudly enough that like-minded people in your immediate social environment applaud. Which is, come to think of it, exactly the kind of normalized behavior Jeff Daniels was complaining about.
My Bottom Line
You do not have to like him. You do not have to vote for him. You can protest, resist, unfollow and unfriend. You can scream into your gluten-free pillow every night until the next election. We survived eight years of Obama and four years of Biden. The other side will survive Trump again, as they did before. What nobody gets to do is opt out of reality by declaration, insist that a legitimate election did not count because the result was wrong and then claim the moral high ground on decency while spending years calling half the country irredeemable. That is not resistance. That is magical thinking with better production values.
Jeff Daniels played a fictional anchor on a show about how much better television journalism used to be. His political analysis has roughly the same relationship to reality. Trump is your president. The election was legitimate. The next one is the remedy if you want one. In the meantime, take a breath, turn off The View and stop expecting celebrities whose entire professional existence depends on the approval of people who already agree with them to tell you something useful about the country the rest of us actually live in.
Reality called. It wants its country back. And it does not care whether Jeff Daniels thinks that is decent.
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